The bastard blogchild of Jack Lynch and Dave Allen
I'm also a recovering alcoholic, a total dickhead, and the best accent mimic this side of my spiritual father, Dave Allen (may he rest in peace among aaaaaaaall the angels, as Gramma used to say).
In other words, I'll be the best Taoiseach Ireland's ever had, when I get there. And all shall know the name of Eoin O'Guinness MacPaddy O'Malley Costigan!
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See Rome? I don’t hate you—you’re a Daywalker!
Cool, I’m also exempt from hate.
Note how I spend more time in the sun than you, mBean Seapáinis beag.
>:P Are you a Daywalker, too, Eoin? You’re not as adorable as Rome, though. Wear a skirt and maybe I’ll stop calling you a ‘monstrous beast of a ginger’.
Trust me, Mocchs, you do not want to see me in a skirt. It would haunt your nightmares for all eternity.
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See Rome? I don’t hate you—you’re a Daywalker!
Cool, I’m also exempt from hate.
Note how I spend more time in the sun than you, mBean Seapáinis beag.
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Ever have one of those shitty days where you just can’t escape all the shit that’s happened, but you know you caused all the shit in the first place? And you still try to think that what you did to cause all that shit to come down was justified, but a lot of you feels guilty about it anyway?
…No, me neither.
Justified?
Oh, fuck you, Treacy.
Note the ‘try’…
It wasn’t justified. Punching me in the face, that might’ve been justified. Not that.
Stop trying.
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Ever have one of those shitty days where you just can’t escape all the shit that’s happened, but you know you caused all the shit in the first place? And you still try to think that what you did to cause all that shit to come down was justified, but a lot of you feels guilty about it anyway?
…No, me neither.
Justified?
Oh, fuck you, Treacy.
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<3
But what about your virgin?
I think the whole point of virgins is that they don’t get fucked, actually… :P
Did you just now take that picture?
No. This is the one I just took.
That’s an extremely unflattering picture of Eoin.
Green isn’t my colour, is it?
I was just thinking that the angle makes you look extremely short. But what do I know about photography? I’m no Ian.
Dude, I’m more concerned by how much I apparently need to shave. WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME?
I think it looks good on you. It’s a good look.
Reckon it makes me look dignified and mature yet?
You look like a pedophile.
So that’s a no? Just asking because some paedophiles are dignified. And by nature mature.
Definitely a no.
TO THE RAZOR!
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Rome?
Scroll up a bit, let me see his arse, and then I’ll tell you. :p
No, not me. But I would LOVE a pair of those!
Get them, Eoin.
Did you somehow miss the part where I couldn’t afford to take him to the fucking cinema until Mocchs gave me the cash?
Technicalities.
Pfft, whatever. SPOILT RICH KID imeanwhat
(Source: magicheartss)
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<3
But what about your virgin?
I think the whole point of virgins is that they don’t get fucked, actually… :P
Did you just now take that picture?
No. This is the one I just took.
That’s an extremely unflattering picture of Eoin.
Green isn’t my colour, is it?
I was just thinking that the angle makes you look extremely short. But what do I know about photography? I’m no Ian.
Dude, I’m more concerned by how much I apparently need to shave. WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME?
I think it looks good on you. It’s a good look.
Reckon it makes me look dignified and mature yet?
You look like a pedophile.
So that’s a no? Just asking because some paedophiles are dignified. And by nature mature.
Likes
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omg what the actual fuck is going on
i opened up my sims game and literally a million babies came...
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