The bastard blogchild of Jack Lynch and Dave Allen
My name is Eoin O'Guinness, and I'm the tallest leprechaun ever to walk the earth. Give me a camán and a goal and I'll be the quickest and most violent, too. And I currently live on the crazy, non-Irish side of the Atlantic, where they use these things called "dollars" and have never heard of hurley.
I'm also a recovering alcoholic, a total dickhead, and the best accent mimic this side of my spiritual father, Dave Allen (may he rest in peace among aaaaaaaall the angels, as Gramma used to say).
In other words, I'll be the best Taoiseach Ireland's ever had, when I get there. And all shall know the name of Eoin O'Guinness MacPaddy O'Malley Costigan!
I'm also a recovering alcoholic, a total dickhead, and the best accent mimic this side of my spiritual father, Dave Allen (may he rest in peace among aaaaaaaall the angels, as Gramma used to say).
In other words, I'll be the best Taoiseach Ireland's ever had, when I get there. And all shall know the name of Eoin O'Guinness MacPaddy O'Malley Costigan!
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See Rome? I don’t hate you—you’re a Daywalker!
Cool, I’m also exempt from hate.
Note how I spend more time in the sun than you, mBean Seapáinis beag.
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thenextjacklynch reblogged this from fuckyeahsummongodzilla and added:
Trust me, Mocchs, you do not want to see me in a skirt. It would haunt your nightmares for all eternity.
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fuckyeahsummongodzilla reblogged this from thenextjacklynch and added:
>:P Are you a Daywalker, too, Eoin? You’re not as adorable as Rome, though. Wear a skirt and maybe I’ll stop calling you...
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omg what the actual fuck is going on
i opened up my sims game and literally a million babies came...
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